Things that make u say hmmmmmm

It would be great if i knew how to be crafty i see alot of blogs about being crafty and making this and making that. how is it that everyone i know is crafty but me? as i sit and think on my less than crafty ways i am struck my something that is amazing i am crafty in my own special way like the lids i made for christmas to be sent to a local nursing home in town. I was soo proud of those lids and i also made a bow out of sales paper thanks leslie for showing me how it was a little ruff at first but i think i got the hang of it. Pictures will come later once i find out how in the world to add it to my blog!!!

WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

HELLO ALL MY FELLOW BLOGGERS I HAVE BEEN ABSENT FOR AWHILE NOW BUT NO ONE HAS NOTICES SINCE I HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLWER SHOUT OUT TO LESLIE YOU FRIGGIN ROCK!!!!! AS I LOOK OUT OVER THE WORLD AROUND ME WHICH IS THE OFFICE I AM OVERCOME WITH A SENSE OF HAPPYNESS I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE WHO I LOVE BUT SHALL NOT SPEAK UPON BECAUSE TO UTTER HIS NAME WOULD CAUSE THE EARTH TO SHIFT AND MY HEART TO SINK TO THE PITS OF HELL( hey what can i say i have a flare for the dramatic) I HAVE TAKEN TIME TO THINK ON THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE THAT MAKES ME HAPPY AND I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO THE SAME BECAUSE NOT GIVING THANKS FOR THE SMALL STUFF NEVER LEAVE U ROOM FOR GOD TO BLESS YOU WITH THE BIG STUFF SO THANK YOU GOD FOR THE LITTLE THINGS . CHRISTMAS IS FASTLY APPROACHING AND I MUST SAY THAT I HAVE NOT DONE ANY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AT ALL WHAT DOES CHRISTMAS REALLY MEAN

Stinky Man

today at work i thought i would get away with a pretty easy day. But just as the clock struck 2:45 in walks a stinky man. the stench is burning my noise hairs and making me gag. I wish that this stinky man would get away from my desk. I could see if i could help him but i can not he is here with someone else. Oh Stinky man please leave my area were before you set down with your butt crack showing i was living a pretty peaceful excistance. but now you are stitting at my desk picking your nose why oh why are you doing that. The smell of moth balls fills my nose and i wait and wait.......and wait........and wait till stinky man leaves. Gone are the minuetes before your arrival when in the air i smelled nothing oh sweet nothing how i miss thee. So to you stinky man anfter you leave there will be the smell of air freshner in the air to combat the smell of you oh stinky one. May you have a nice smell day

WOW!!!

So i was doing some work to day and all of a sudden i rubbed my chin. and you would not believe that i came across a hair on my chinny chin chin. What in the world am i doing with hair on my chin i thought? I am not a 40 year old man but a happy 23 year old woman not a MAN!!! so i looked around the office to make sure no one could see this beard that i was growing on my face! i feel as if i should go to the barbar shop and get a trim or something. How in the world can i face my lover man when i have more hair on my chin than he does. Oh the shame and horry i must endure from little children thinking i am so kind of weirdo. oh how i wish i could join the circus as the bearded lady :( but alas i took a look in the mirrow and quickly pulled that little sucker hoping that the sayings are not true that if you pull one 4 will grow in its place. The heck with that i will have a weed wacker before the end of the week because i will never look like this !!!!!!!

Breakfast

So for the past two morning my handsome and sometimes silly lover man, i choose to say lover man because he is not a boy and to say man friend would sound as if he is 40 years old so i think lover man is good but anywho, as you will learn i often jump subjects or continue on a thought that really has nothing to do with this post so umm let me get back on topic. So my lover man has brought me breakfast for the past two mornings and it has been great from the sausage to the tenderlion to the bread and the orange juice. although i dont like the eggs. My co-worker leslie whom i love because we are just about cut from the same cloth has been enjoying these breakfast treats with me. I love my lover man and all his breakfast treats please keep them coming because they will surly sweep me off my feet!!!!!!

THEIF

sitting at my desk i feel a sense of theifery going on. Well is theifery a word?? not so sure but at this point i feel that it works. But any who sitting at my desk i feel as if a little piece of me has wilted away. Gone are the days were i could laugh at ppl when the post what was going on in their lives, or when some one would post funny youtube things. I know it seem dramatic but hey i have always had a flair for the dramatic side of things. If only i would turn back the hands of time and check my facebook one last time. Oh how i miss thee let me count the ways. :(